"You can’t just change the race of cultural icons like Captain America! It’s an important part of their identity and message!"
Jesus: Ah yes.
Jesus: Can’t imagine who would do that.
Jesus: What a shame.
Deepest thing that has ever been televised by Cartoon Network
i beg to differ
thanks bathtub fish
(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom
are you saying only females of the white race urinate
i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902
How old r u
*whispers* how long have you been 17
I know what you are
Say it.Say it out loud.
THIS FUCKING WEBSITE
I got bored at work.
this is the best thing ever oh my GOD
Would you rather… [x]
I love how much thought SLJ put into this
we have three distinct races in this fantasy story: white people, dwarves: who are sort of like… short white people, and elves: slightly taller-than-average white people with pointy ears
wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”
The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”
Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.
the other version
I like the second one better.
The power of Cosplay
I AM CONVINCED THAT SHE JUST GOT JOHNNY DEPP TO STAND IN HER BATHROOM AND TAKE THIS SELFIE BECAUSE I DO NOT UNDERSTAND OKAY I DO NOT UNDERSTAND